The 2 HOUR 2 TECATE CHALLENGE is a legendary 9-pitch link-up climbing from Cracked Wall all the way to the Hikers Summit of Bishop Peak. The mission: send all 9 pitches and pound 2 cold Tecates — ideally before your mascara runs.
This year we're keeping it civilized. The whole route runs on fixed lines — it's top-rope solo the entire way, so no partner required and no belaytionship drama. All 9 pitches are pre-rigged and ready to slay.
Even better: there's a dedicated rappel route back down, so you can descend in style instead of doing the walk of shame down the trail. Rap, re-lap, repeat. 🔁
The dress code? Full Dungeons & Drag Queens regalia. Wigs mandatory. Heels encouraged. Your makeup better survive the crux. Location: San Luis Obispo, CA. Terrain: 5.7–5.9. Vibes: ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED. 👑
